reasonsmysoniscrying:

Ahahaha…. If you need me, I guess I’ll be in grocery store jail.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Ahahaha…. If you need me, I guess I’ll be in grocery store jail.

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  • brendon urie: *breathes*
  • everyone: fucking unbelievable brendon urie is so problematic i swear to god can this band do anything right i am offended this is racist homophobic sexist my cat just died brendon is such a dick why do i like this band for fucks sake ryan come back spencer come back brendon! at the disco who even is dallon weekes this band is fucked up all they do is offend people does he even have a heart what a bastard

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sadpigeon:

*sips cup of tea at Starbucks* *puts down John Green book* *sighs* I guess I’m a little tumblr-famous. I got like… thirty notes on a WeHeartIt picture I reposted once. *shrugs* it’s whatever, though. I don’t let it go to my head

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thegoldenageof-grotesque:

criysto:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb. 

I reblogged this laughing cause I thought I could relate but I forgot for a second that I was a twin

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burgertv:

Looking for love? Try this line on anyone, and they will fall in love with you 100% guaranteed

(Source: BURGERTV)

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romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

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salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

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cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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